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HtStW - Chapter 1
Step Two: Slay a Dragon
I opened my eyes to the sound of absolutely nothing. Vision blurred, and then cleared ever so slowly. I could see a fuzzy shape of a head above me, which turned into a face I knew, and didn't.
"How are you feeling?" The face asked, in a voice gruff enough to be caught and used to get rid of rust.
"Like ten thousand kinds of crap," I replied, wincing. I sat up and took stock: I was seated in a rather nice bed, in a room I didn't recognize. Pain blossomed all over me and I nearly passed out again.
"Easy, easy boy, you took quite a hit there." The face got up and helped me lie back down on the bed. I looked at it again and the face turned into a man, a grizzled old man that you'd see in one of those fantasy adventure stories playing the part of the teacher to the protagonist, who would (of course) be played by some young hot shot superstar. He looked at me as if he knew me, and started speaking names of people who should have been watching me but d
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Literature
HtStW - Prologue

Step One: Find a Teacher

Pashmina Colt was one of the most beautiful girls in sophomore year, if you know what I'm saying. Not only was she pretty and smart and oh so witty with the retorts, she made out with Darren Hamilton behind the staff room during lunch. Of course, Darren wasn't thinking too much of that; he was more preoccupied with the softness and the hair and the squirming, giggling lips that were right in front of him. Man, she was good (not that Darren knew what he was thinking, as he was more of an uneducated virgin than I presume you readers are.) and man, this felt fantastic.
Darren was one of those people who was used to thinking things would go right with him. He, unlike many of his peers, had enough good sense to know that this sort of cliquey, writhing mass of young and stupid bodies did not only did not last forever, but was in fact filled with metaphors and moments that passed beyond high school and permeated real life. And, therefore, he
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How to Save the World - Pre
The man crawled across the beaten, bloodied ground. He whimpered at the sight of so many dead. So many loved ones, going home empty. So many prophecies, staying unfulfilled. He lent a cry to the dark red sky of this awful, awful world. Where was the fairness? Where were the idioms he used to love, about how it's never too late, it's not over till it's over, time doesn't stop, the play does not finish until the fat lady sings, mistakes are worth making; where were all of those? Gone. Gone, gone, gone...
He collapsed on the dead earth, too beaten, too broken to crawl any further. And as the end credits of his life started to scroll, and the final song began its first few notes, he cried, his last cry.
And so the end of the heroes was gone.
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Were it for a sweetness
I can see you standing there
Beneath the warm lit street lamp, there are
Snowflakes falling in your hair
Your arm is held out for mine, and
As we skip softly down the street
I think, won't this memory be sweet
The flurries of dark and white
Backlit with city lights
We're like snowdrops and gummi bears
And sugar plums caught everywhere and
Snowball fights, and deep sweet dreams
And cotton candy balls, and ice cream
Starlight, caught in-between
Our beating hearts now can't you see
We make a happy ever after scene
Were it for a sweetness, we'd be Christmas
I can see us sitting there
Sipping hot chocolate, looking at the
Dancing sparks from the firelight
We won't be cold not tonight, no
The stars come out to shine and
As your hand is safe in mine, I
Play with flurries of snow and ice
Backlit with city lights
We're like snowdrops and gummi bears
And sugar plums caught everywhere and
Snowball fights, and deep sweet dreams
And cotton candy balls, and ice cream
Starlight, caught in-between
Our
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How to Commission an Artist
I've been commissioning artists for a little over two years now, starting with site money on GaiaOnline and moving to dA from there.  One thing that's hard for me to ignore is the number of artists who are concerned about being scammed, either because they've gone through that experience before or because the stories and warnings of it happening all the time proliferate.  Commissioners have their own concerns about being scammed by artists.  The simple fact of the matter is that it happens.
However, I think a good portion of the problem is that many people who want to commission an artist have no experience doing so, and it's not as easy to find instructions on it as, say, how to draw anime eyes.  That's why I'm making this guide.
It should be noted that while I mention commissioning through other websites now and then, this is meant as to general guide, and all of the examples are from deviantart.com.  Also, this does not
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I carn't spel
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Troof be too big. So here is a dwarf instead! :3

Favourite cartoon character: Link and Samus
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Video blogs take up too much time. I've been editing this one monster all week. (Couple that with the fact that I'm taking full advantage of my pity-party refugee status and am acting extra lazy, I've been doing almost nothing...)


But all of that will change! Some friends and I are planning a writing contest for July, more details on that later, and I've also done a mad group-joining dash, and this time I WILL PARTICIPATE IN THE GROUPS. That's another bad habit of mine, not participating...




Loves to everyone and I will be posting a deviation soon!



:peace:


*Weasil
  • Listening to: These Kids Wear Crowns
  • Reading: Inside the Mind of Gideon Rayburn
  • Watching: Misfits~ <3
  • Playing: Minesweeper
  • Eating: Perogies
  • Drinking: Mocha Smoothie

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kaboomduck Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Welcome to BMAU!!! :party: Hope you have lots of fun there :) Feel free to ask any questions or help :D
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weasilish Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2011
Thanks! :D
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kaboomduck Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
No probs :)
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a-fiery-boom Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2011  Student General Artist
I've seen you around a bit lately... and I must say -

Your avatar is splendid! =D
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weasilish Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2011
Why thank you kindly! :D

I quite enjoy yours as well. Fire, boom! Much fun.
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a-fiery-boom Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2011  Student General Artist
Dat hat... :XD:

You mean :iconexplosionplz:? =D Thanks! I need to make a new one, though. :nuu:
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weasilish Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2011
:noes: Wwaaaatt? but it's so PRETTY as it is!
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Anavar Featured By Owner May 20, 2011   General Artist
I just saw the map. Sad about your house, hope you have all your important stuff (stories, sketches, etc). :)
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weasilish Featured By Owner May 23, 2011
Yup! I didn't get some of my poetry, and my old horrible fanfic is gone, but my sketchbook and notebook and computer are all safe. ^^

We're going to the evac centre (it's been moved to Concordia college, apparently?) today and someone told me there's books there for refugees! :eager:
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Anavar Featured By Owner May 23, 2011   General Artist
Awesome, books! I went to grande prairie's library yesterday and grabbed a bunch of books. Really nice library, I wish ours was like it. (But if it had been, it would be gone now...so...I wish it could be like it when they rebuild. :lol: )
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